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Katy got knocked up by some redneck welder from north Chatahootchie by the Georgia border, his folks run Monkey Village, real live alligators and them tiger llamas, they got orange gumballs and some coconut crumble, ain’t gonna have that pecan log, ain’t never had that pecan log, don’t ever get that pecan log. Uncle Robert bought a big ol’ rifle from some Puerto Rican lives down Indian River with his wife and sixteen kids, they make extra money sellin’ alligator hides and rattlesnake and python. Out on the highway they got cardboard signs that say “Get your hides here! Get your real hides here!” I was drinkin’ moonshine with a plumber’s daughter, gonna take her out to northern Alabama where my mother’s sister lives and keeps a cow and several little chickens right there in her front yard, we’re gonna quit all that drinkin’ and live off the land. Fishin’ for catfish at Bill’s grampa’s catfish farm surrounded by pasture them cat’s get awful hungry, they will take your fishin’ lures and break all your fishin’ line, I was trippin on mushrooms, they were pullin’ them fish out, Andy brought his shotgun, there was feral pigs in them woods, boom! he got one, gonna eat well tonight. Went to a place that had a Dixieland band, they served up fried catfish and Dougie’s momma worked there, she kept them beers a comin’, they had little bitty drumsticks and these wooden picnic tables and you banged on the tables with those little bitty drumsticks to the beat of the Dixieland band, to the beat of the band. We’re gonna quit all that drinkin’ gonna live off the land yeah.

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from The Two​-​Headed Thing​!​!, released October 17, 2015
Peter Head - Guitar and Vocals • Karl Krause - Bass • Joe P. Morgan - Drums
Recorded at The Bunghole, Saugerties NY • Mixed at Kieran’s Room, Palenville NY

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